Uncrafty Kraft caught on video!
That’s right, the billionaire owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, was charged on two counts of soliciting prostitution during a bust on massage parlors in Florida. And apparently Jupiter police caught Kraft on video!!! Kraft, certainly one of the wealthiest men in the land, allegedly dished out a whopping $79 for an hour of foul play. Kraft is the man who orchestrated getting around deflate-gate and aiding the Patriots in all of their issues, is now in one of his own. Perhaps he will come up with an excuse as to why he happened to be at the massage parlor at the time? If the video shows all, Kraft’s craftiness will not help him out of this penalty.
As Warner Wolfe used to announce, “let’s go to the video.”